Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton..
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :...... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :...... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
Disclaimer: This is not my own work, I don't know where it originated. I don't mind Hillary Clinton.
16 comments:
LOL that's too funny and I liked your disclaimer LOL
LMAO Very funny!!
Bahahahaa. Very nice!
Hahaha! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!
O HAHA I needed tha!
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!! =)
hehe thanks guys
i cracked up hard when i read it lol
ROTF! Seriously funny!! Thanks for sharing :D
Glad the professor had a sense of humor! LOL
Hilarious! :)
Thanks for sharing!
LMAO! Have a great weekend!
Thanks so much for sharing! Hysterical - clever guy! Glad he got an A because it is well deserved!
This one has gone round on email jokes and is just as funny on a blog post! Thanks for sharing you started my weekend off laughing, and the disclaimer was good as the rest of it.
jackie b central texas
You have an award at my blog
http://readingthebestofthebest.blogspot.com/2010/02/one-lovely-blog-award.html
That is hilarious! I wish I had a professor who would be cool with that!
That is hilarious, I would've so given the student an A+ for that too. =P
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