Friday, February 19, 2010

A New Way Of Book Reviewing?

My friend at work sent me this today to give me a laugh because she knows I review books. I thought it might give you guys a laugh too.


 Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill Clinton..

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton   :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton   :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton   :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton   :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton   :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton   :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton   :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton   :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton   :......      Clinton   doesn't remember jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton   :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton   :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

Disclaimer: This is not my own work, I don't know where it originated. I don't mind Hillary Clinton.


Book Crazy Jenn said...

LOL that's too funny and I liked your disclaimer LOL

Sarah said...

LMAO Very funny!!

Aye.Me? said...

Bahahahaa. Very nice!

Kelsey said...

Hahaha! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!

Cleverly Inked said...

O HAHA I needed tha!

Arya said...

That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!! =)

Wings said...

hehe thanks guys

i cracked up hard when i read it lol

Shy said...

ROTF! Seriously funny!! Thanks for sharing :D

vonze said...

Glad the professor had a sense of humor! LOL

Aleksandra said...

Hilarious! :)
Thanks for sharing!

The Book Junkie's Bookshelf said...

LMAO! Have a great weekend!

Alyssa Kirk @ Teens Read and Write said...

Thanks so much for sharing! Hysterical - clever guy! Glad he got an A because it is well deserved!

jacabur1 said...

This one has gone round on email jokes and is just as funny on a blog post! Thanks for sharing you started my weekend off laughing, and the disclaimer was good as the rest of it.

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Anonymous said...

You have an award at my blog

Mariah said...

That is hilarious! I wish I had a professor who would be cool with that!

lanna-lovely said...

That is hilarious, I would've so given the student an A+ for that too. =P


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